Mandarine Napoleon Part Two (Cocktails): Seven Heavenly Virtues


It really is the Seven Deadly Sins that get all the good press. I mean, who isn’t thrilled to indulge in wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. Especially all in one weekend. That is if you’re doing it right. We here at Cocktails, 365 are particularly fond of gluttony and lust. Unfortunately you can’t often get those […]

ORIGINAL — Tea Party

Not sure this could really be called a good one though...

July 23, 2011 (Day 117) — Tea Party This is the good type of Tea Party.  Tea Party 3 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whisky 2 oz tea-infused vodka 4 oz club soda Combine all three ingredients in a brandy snifter filled with ice and swirl. Bright and smooth with a little bit of spice on the […]

Caribbean Manhattan


July 17, 2011 (Day 111) — Caribbean Manhattan We’ve just had a whole week of triple digit heat, and we have another one coming up. No rain. No mist. No clouds. We need something to cool off by the poolside. Caribbean Manhattan 2 oz Phillips Union Vanilla Whiskey 1 oz coconut rum 1 splash pineapple […]

Cream Soda


July 15, 2011 (Day 109) — Cream Soda Cream Soda was one of my favorite pops when I was a kid. In fact, my Monday snack as a kid was always a bottle of A&W Cream Soda and a bag of Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Fries. One of the best taste sensations you could come up […]

The Bohemian

Allen Ginsberg

July 12, 2011 (Day 106) — The Bohemian Bohemianism is somewhat of a… shall we say… an unconventional lifestyle, “often in the company of like-minded people, with few permanent ties, involving musical, artistic or literary pursuits. In this context, Bohemians are wanderers, adventurers, or vagabonds.” The famous Beat poet Allen Ginsberg is often considered an […]

A Day at the Beach


July 10, 2011 (Day 104) — A Day at the Beach It’s too hot to move now, much less be witty. For better or worse, I’m not witty when it’s so overwhelmingly hot. I would love to be at a beach. However, a nice tobacco pipe, a sprinkler and my beautiful wife will have to […]

Amaretto Paradise


July 9, 2011 (Day 103) — Amaretto Paradise Tonight we’re running down into a summer evening. Dead wind, oppressive heat, and no water. Might want to keep this on hand. Although it is a bit heavy, there’s just enough lightness to break your sweat. Amaretto Paradise .75 oz amaretto. .75 oz Malibu Coconut Rum Pineapple […]

Brain Candy


July 5, 2011 (Day 99) — Brain Candy Brain Candy was 1996 movie from the twisted minds of the Kids in the Hall — Canada’s greatest sketch comedy show. The film is about the introduction of a powerful antidepressant, GLeeMONEX. The drug is rushed into production to help the ailing Roritor Pharmaceuticals and becomes an […]

Jack Does Ginger


May 23, 2011 (Day 56) — Jack Does Ginger Yeah, it sounds like a porn title. Jack Does Ginger 2 oz Spiced Jack No. 94 Splash coconut rum Ginger ale to top Combine the ingredients in a rocks glass filled with ice, stir well and serve. Very tropical. The sweetness of the coconut rum, even […]

The 008


May 22, 2011 (Day 55) — The 008 No one’s ever heard of Agent 008 — James Bond’s less fortunate super spy brother. Consider this the wusses version of a James Bond cocktail. It tastes good, but you’re not winning any manliness competitions by drinking it. The 008 2 oz Burnett’s Orange Cream Vodka 4 […]