A Day at the Beach

July 10, 2011 (Day 104) — A Day at the Beach It’s too hot to move now, much less be witty. For better or worse, I’m not witty when it’s so overwhelmingly hot. I would love to be at a beach. However, a nice tobacco pipe, a sprinkler and my beautiful wife will have to […]

Amaretto Paradise

July 9, 2011 (Day 103) — Amaretto Paradise Tonight we’re running down into a summer evening. Dead wind, oppressive heat, and no water. Might want to keep this on hand. Although it is a bit heavy, there’s just enough lightness to break your sweat. Amaretto Paradise .75 oz amaretto. .75 oz Malibu Coconut Rum Pineapple […]

Malibu Sunset

July 7, 2011 (Day 101) — Malibu Sunset Heat. Oppressive heat. Welcome to summer. Malibu Sunset 1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum 3 oz pineapple juice 3 oz orange juice 1 splash cranberry juice Combine ingredients in a Hurricane glass filled with crushed ice. Fruity, summery, and perfect for an evening spent on the beach. Cheers!

Ocean Drive

July 6, 2011 (Day 100) – Ocean Drive Ocean Drive is a street in South Beach Miami. It’s pretty goddamn posh. We hear tell there’s also lots of scantily clad folks down that way. Which we’re okay with. Ocean Drive 1.5 oz Malibu coconut rum .75 oz orange curacao liqueur .5 oz orange juice .5 […]

Brain Candy

July 5, 2011 (Day 99) — Brain Candy Brain Candy was 1996 movie from the twisted minds of the Kids in the Hall — Canada’s greatest sketch comedy show. The film is about the introduction of a powerful antidepressant, GLeeMONEX. The drug is rushed into production to help the ailing Roritor Pharmaceuticals and becomes an […]

Featured Best Buy Booze — Malibu Coconut Rum

July 4, 20110 — Malibu Coconut Rum It seems oddly fitting that I received this birthday message from a childhood friend: Remember with age comes the financial ability to avoid drinking things like Parrot Bay and other cheap brews. The extra notch on the old age belt is worth it… You see, Liz (the friend […]