The Bar Napkin, feautring Sex on the Beach

June 25, 2010 (Day 146) — Sex on the Beach

Jenn’s writing tonight’s post. Good luck. Everything after this sentence is Jenn. (See you on the other side)

I’m not even sure what he means by that.  I mean, how hard can this be?  He makes me a drink-or two.  I drink it.  I tell you how it makes my tongue tingle…or whatever other places.  This isn’t rocket surgery people.  Although, I may get banned after one post, so I’d better make it a good one.  Maybe by whiner’s choice, I’ll get invited back.  Does that happen in blogs?

Aaaaaah, Sex on the Beach.  How I have not had you since my senior spring break trip to…..fuck.  Where did I go?  It was in Florida…..there was a beach…Daytona.  Since my senior spring break in Daytona.  Actually, I had this drink in Orlando.  We went to a club and they served it as a shot.  While the memory is fun, it’s much better in adult form.  Basically b/c I have a 12oz glass of it vs. a 2oz glass of it.  That trip I also discovered Sex on the Beach, like, literally.  I prefer the drink.  It’s a girl drink, I’ll admit, but Mark made sure that he added extra vodka tonight.  I’m not sure if that’s b/c I bitch when the drinks are too “light-weight” or if he’s trying to put me “in the mood”.  Either way, his legs are shaved, he’s wearing more makeup than I do and he has to ADD padding to make his ass look like a womans.  He ain’t getting laid.  Oh yeah, we were discussing drinks.  I’d better wait until I can get my second one out.  Then I’ll be able to properly “critique” it.

Damn him.  He didn’t even include the recipe.  How can anyone recreate this sunny delight.  Not the orange drink.  Just the delightful booze sensation.  He’ll pay for making me look foolish.  He’ll pay either way actually.  That’s like a perk when you live with me.  Bastard didn’t do pictures either.  I wouldn’t even know how to do that.  If I did, I’d put pictures of dinosaurs or volcanos or something.  Like in those KY Hers commercials.  That’d be awesome.

Ellen:  “It’s pretty good.  It’s sweet, but not overly.  Is that what it is.  It’s affecting me.  How much did he put in it”

Jenn:  “It’s booze and I like it.”

Well, the consensus is this: It’s booze filled and fruity and we’ll drink it.  So if you’re looking for Sex on the Beach, I recommend it.   If you’re in Kansas, you may still get the sex part.


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