Madvillainy


Sometimes when you mix cocktails you want to try something a little… strange… A little… evil perhaps? .5 oz absinthe 1.5 oz single malt scotch Combine in a (unused) beaker. Shoot it. Conquer the universe while cackling maniacally. Advertisements

Frozen Turkey


January 10, 2011 (Day 287) — Frozen Turkey You’re tired of us harping on shots. However, we do like to occasionally throw a bone to our shot-imbibing readers every once in a while. Frozen Turkey 1 oz Wild Turkey 81 1 oz Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps Combine both liquors in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well […]

Pumpkin Chunkin


October 29, 2011 (Day 214) — Pumpkin Chunkin Just what the hell is “punkin chunkin.” It’s essentially where grown men build trebuchets to hurl food across long distances. Pumpkin Chunkin 1/3 part Monarch Butterscotch Schnapps 1/3 part Hiram Walker Pumpkin Spice Liqueur 1/3 part bourbon Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake […]

Dirty Kermit


October 28, 2011 (Day 213) — Dirty Kermit One of the greatest pastimes of the internet is destroying childhood memories. In many ways, actually. Usually, through something sexual. There’s even for a rule for it. Rule 34. Don’t Google it if you have any sort of self-respect or love of your childhood memories. However, that […]

Caramel Apple


October 27, 2011 (Dat 212) — Caramel Apple Okay, I’m actually excited to use the Hiram Walker Caramel Apple liqueur as part of a shot. It’s actually pretty damn versatile liqueur, so I would imagine it would be perfectly suited for complex flavors in a quick burst. Our only concern really comes with the addition of the butterscotch schnapps, […]

ORIGINAL — Aphrodisiac


October 26, 2011 (Day 211) — Aphrodisiac  Chugging along with shots this week. Hopefully this one will be a bit less offensive than last nights. (On more than one level, actually.) Aphrodisiac 1/2 part Monarch Butterscotch Schnapps 1/2 part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky Combine the the ingredients in a shaker filled with ice. Shake briefly then […]

Baby Guinness


September 6, 2010 (Day 219) — Baby Guinness My Twitter cohort Cheri, better known as the Intoxicologist on Twitter, her web page and Facebook, posted a story before the long weekend about labor-free drinks. They constituted cocktails that used only two ingredients. I can’t suggest you clicking that link enough, because there are some very […]

Duck Fart


March 9, 2010 (Day 38) — Duck Fart So, one of  the cool things about my job is that I get to travel all around the Midwest. And while I can’t say I’m happy to leave my wife and stepson behind, it’s great meeting the people who work for my company. And, I get to […]

Beam Scream


February 20, 2010 (Day 21) — Beam Scream So, I’m gunning for “party” drinks on Saturdays. Why not? It’s Saturday! But since tonight I’m going to the local chamber of commerce banquet, I’ll make it short.  Both the drink, and the post. Now that I’ve got my hands on some Hot Damn! let’s try our […]

Polar Bear


February 13, 2010 (Day 14) — Polar Bear Polar bears are disappearing faster than Britney Spears’ underwear at a paparazzi convention (this cultural reference brought to by 2004). But just because they’re a rare and endangered animal doesn’t mean you can’t drink one! That’s right ladies and germs (a little topical ointment humor there), tonight’s […]