Polar Bear


February 13, 2010 (Day 14) — Polar Bear Polar bears are disappearing faster than Britney Spears’ underwear at a paparazzi convention (this cultural reference brought to by 2004). But just because they’re a rare and endangered animal doesn’t mean you can’t drink one! That’s right ladies and germs (a little topical ointment humor there), tonight’s […]

Frostini


February 11, 2010 (Day 12) — Frostini It’s eventual. With all the cocktails out there, and my limited resources in small-town America, I had to come across a foofy drink eventually. And… truth be told… between you and me (We’re friends right?) … I occasionally enjoy a foofy drink to even out all the manly […]

Turkey Peck


February 9, 2010 (Day 10) — Turkey Peck Okay, peppermint schnapps. You don’t like me and I don’t like you. But I paid good, hard-earned money for you, so by God, we’re going to get along. Or I’m going to force you down my gullet eventually. Whichever comes first! Tonight’s cocktail is something called the […]