Dirty Kermit


October 28, 2011 (Day 213) — Dirty Kermit One of the greatest pastimes of the internet is destroying childhood memories. In many ways, actually. Usually, through something sexual. There’s even for a rule for it. Rule 34. Don’t Google it if you have any sort of self-respect or love of your childhood memories. However, that […]

Emerald


March 1, 2010 (Day 30) — Emerald I’ve got cooking duty tonight, so it’s short! Literally! Simple, too. 2 oz green creme de menthe Top with champagne It’s pretty and it’s taste is… odd. It’s not horrifying, but it’s not drop-dead awesome, either. Might be good for St. Patty’s Day! Have a great night everyone!

Midnight Snowstorm


February 06, 2010 (Day 7) — Midnight Snowstorm Sometimes, complexity is the enemy of the cocktail. If you have too many flavors lumped into one glass, you could face a confused boozehound. For example: Should I be focusing on the fruitiness of the gin? Or the overpowering taste of the syrup? Why is that muddled raspberry drowning […]

White Ape


February 04, 2010 (Day 5) — White Ape The first thing Jenn said this morning when I told her my planned cocktail for tonight was, and I quote, “Lazy.” My defense: I was adventurous yesterday. If there’s one thing I’m not, that’s adventurous two days in a row. That’s simply improper! A true gentleman daren’t push himself beyond […]