ORIGINAL — Soft Scotsman

September 10, 2011 (Day 165) — Soft Scotsman For the love of God, whatever you do, don’t Google “Soft Scotsman.” Mainly, because nothing really much comes up. But you know, The Scotsman from “Samurai Jack” was a pretty bad ass fellow. Let’s put up a picture of him instead. This is also applicable: Soft Scotsman […]

Sweet September

September 9, 2011 (Day 164) — Sweet September One of my exes was obsessed for a long time with the Keanu Reeves/Charlize Theron vehicle “Sweet November.” No real point to that story, just thought I’d mention that that movies is where the name of this cocktail comes from. Sweet September 2 oz Burnett’s Whipped Cream Vodka 1 oz butterscotch schnapps (we […]

ORIGINAL — Boiling Point

September 8, 2011 (Day 163) — Boiling Point There was a shitty MTV reality show (redundant) a couple of years ago that rewarded people who didn’t haul off and smack the smarm off of people being dick-nozzles to them. It was around this time that I began to really realize that I probably wasn’t MTV’s target […]


September 7, 2011 (Day 162) — Hot Fuzz Hot Fuzz. Awww yeaaaahhhhhh… Hot Fuzz 2 oz Burnett’s Whipped Cream Vodka 1.5 oz white rum (Bacardi) Dash of cinnamon schnapps Red hot candies Combine all the ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with crushed ice and shake well (at least 20 seconds). Strain into a chilled […]

Whipped Up Breeze

September 6, 2011 (Day 161) — Whipped Up Breeze Something a bit brighter for your Tuesday night. Whipped Up Breeze 2 oz Burnett’s Whipped Cream Vodka 4 oz cranberry juice Ginger ale to top Combine the ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Stir gently and then serve. Summery and just a bit of […]

Tropical Whipt’

September 5, 2011 (Day 160) — Tropical Whipt’ As we mentioned in the review, we’re going to start easing in to some more autumnal cocktails. This will start the slow conversion over tonight. Tropical Whipt’ 2 oz Burnett’s Whipped Cream Vodka 1 oz coconut rum 2 oz pineapple juice Combine the ingredients in a rocks […]

Featured Best Buy Booze — Burnett’s Whipped Cream Vodka

September 5, 2011 — Burnett’s Whipped Cream Vodka Fall has finally come to western Kansas. The past two days the temps haven’t gotten above 80. This is an amazing change after the record-sitting 50+ days of 100+ degree temps all this summer. Not only was it tolerable to step outside, it was actually pleasant. In […]