ORIGINAL — Black Saturday

December 10, 2011 (Day 256) — Black Saturday

So we had always have Black Friday — that lovely time of the year where people behave like goddamned animals. We’re honoring you this Saturday, however. That’s right, we’re honoring you, Mister Sitting On His Ass On a Saturday. You have nowhere to be, and you have a game in the PS3. Enjoy your Saturday the way God intended.

Black Saturday

• 2 oz Evan Williams Bourbon
• 1 oz Monarch Hazelnut Liqueur
• Hot black coffee (the stronger the better)

Combine the ingredients in a coffee mug. Don’t even worry about something fancy. You’re not even shaving today.

Strong. Beautiful.

Cheers!

— Mark