ORIGINAL — Fog Punch

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November 26, 2011 (Day 242) — Fog Punch Oh God. You were able to keep everything at bay. The Holiday jingles. The guy dressed like Santa who smells suspiciously like urine and chicken bouillon. But it’s now two days after Thanksgiving. If it was annoying before, it’s almost unbearable now. Two words that make this […]

Islay Ruby

Incidentally, Turkey Fog is the name of our new hair band.

November 25, 2011 (Day 241) — Islay Ruby You’re snowed under with leftovers. You’re trying your hardest to work through a turkey fog. Or maybe you were a psychopath and got up early this morning to fist fight others in the eternal struggle towards CAPITALISM! Either way. This is something to help you send some […]

Cranberry Salad

This is really the message we're trying to get across!

November 24, 2011 (Day 240) — Cranberry Salad Okay, so Thanksgiving posts are usually taken to talk about the things I’m thankful for and truthfully have no right to have. I have an amazing, intelligent, clever, attractive wife. My kid is on the honor roll and president of the local middle school. I have an […]

ORIGINAL — Love Potion No. 9

Happy Thanksgiving, grandma!

November 23, 2011 (Day 239) — Love Potion No. 9 Let’s say you’re not too weighed down with Thanksgiving vittles. Your family has finally left the house (or passed out from tryptophan overdose). It’s just you and your lady. Or your guy. You want to get the mood right. Turn the lights down a bit. Get […]

After Dinner Special

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November 22, 2011 (Day 238) — After Dinner Special Now we’re going to kind of hunker down and focus on some cocktails that are simple, but tasty enough to be served at your Thanksgiving gathering this week (assuming you live in the US. For our Canadian readers, you already beat us to the punch). This […]

ORIGINAL — Tropical Scotsman

ORIGINAL — Tropical Scotsman

November 21, 2011 (Day 237) — Tropical Scotsman What happens when you do a Google image search for “Tropical Scotsman”? Total goddamned insanity, that’s what. And naturally, as per the rules of the Interwebs, once you take the safe search off, there will always be hardcore pornography on the first page of results. Because this […]

FEATURED BEST BUY BOOZE: Burnett’s Pineapple Vodka

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November 21, 2011 — Burnett’s Pineapple Vodka Yes, we’re dipping into the Burnett’s catalogue again. I have a close friend that likes to give me shit about liking these so much, but truthfully if you’re looking for a line of flavored vodkas that ridiculously affordable and can make some great cocktails, you’ll want to make sure you […]